Brand-Spankin-New Comics!
The Golden Years
This is a story, about a comic named HAFFN, which had many characters
I didn't just make these up... honest
a rest from my supposed drawings
... There are other people that read this? Holy Crap in a basket!
Wellity wellity wellity, free stuff
A special thanks to random people
Other great comics... no serious, they're good
Hear the voice of God... or failing that, me


Feel the need for something other than comics? Well look around here. Who knows what you'll find (especially me. I post stuff here late at night when I am drunk with power and lack of sleep)


Interview with a computer : A Hyperactive Fast Food Ninjas! exclusive. I dug deep and conned my way into an interview with my computer.

Interview with a Geek : Oh endless joy. I was able to get an interview with one of the greatest men of our time. Go take a look and the Interview with a Geek!

Interview with a Random Member of the Opposite Sex : NEW! Using my manly charms I was able to get an interview with a member of the opposite sex. For all the lonely men out there, enjoy.

Ask Thoughty : NEW! A new addition to the site, an advice column. You can send your questions to my normal email address. And what more, I already answered one person's question.

The Hyperactive Fast Food Ninjas! Theme Song : Ever read HAFFN and wanted to just burst out singing? Me neither. But if you are ever drunk and need a little bar-diddy then this is your song.

The Hyperactive Fast Food Ninjas! Rap Song as sung by Chocolate Ice : Ever see the 2nd Teenage Mutant Ninja Turtle's Movie? Do you remember how at the end of the movie Vanilla Ice sung a really really bad rap song? If so, this is for you


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