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The Golden Years
This is a story, about a comic named HAFFN, which had many characters
I didn't just make these up... honest
a rest from my supposed drawings
... There are other people that read this? Holy Crap in a basket!
Wellity wellity wellity, free stuff
A special thanks to random people
Other great comics... no serious, they're good
Hear the voice of God... or failing that, me
Image Full Name
First appearance Age
Drink of Choice Purpose
Quote
Description

None Yet Arcturis Lewis Thericon
The first strip (link coming soon) 22 years
Dr. Pepper Main Character
"Mmmm, pie"
I can't tell you anything yet, it is grand opening week

None Yet Inigo Mac Edwards III, aka I-Mac
The first strip (link coming soon) 21 years
Mt. Dew Main Character
"May the force live long and prosper"
I can't tell you anything yet, it is grand opening week

None Yet Figgor Fluffy Cuddlybunny
The third strip... more or less (link coming soon) 968,345 years
Pepsi Cola Main Character
"Can I get you anything? Milk, cookies, instant death?"
I can't tell you anything yet, it is grand opening week... well okay, he is pure evil

None Yet Chief
The 4th (link coming soon) 58 years
Tea Random Character
"Be careful Gadget"
I can't tell you anything yet, it is grand opening week


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