| Interview With A Random Member of the Opposite Sex |
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| Tonight I asked a random member of the opposite sex (aka, female) to submit to an interview. Enjoy |
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| Me: Like always, thanks for participating. |
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| Girl: ... *shit faced* |
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| Me: Um... hello? |
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| Girl: Oh gawd, I can't believe it's really you. |
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| Me: Yup, it is really me. |
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| Girl: You are like SOOOO sexy. |
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| Me: I know. Anywho, to the interview. What is it like being female? |
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| Girl: I have always been a big fan. I have a stand up poster of you in my room. |
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| Me: Thanks... I didn't know they sold stand up posters of me. |
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| Girl: They don't, I had to make it myself. |
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| Me: rrrright. So back to the questions. What is it like being female? |
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| Girl: I bet you are great in bed. |
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| Me: Considering that there are some straight males that read this, I probably shouldn't comment on that. |
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| Girl: Please? You are like SO mantastic. |
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| Me: Again, thanks. |
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| Girl: Marry me? |
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| Me: What? |
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| Girl: I love you. Take me, I'm yours. |
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| Me: While I am not one to pass up a woman in need, I don't even know you. You were picked at random. |
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| Girl: I love you forever |
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| Me: Oooooo-Kay. Tell you what. Go through that door over there and I will be all yours. |
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| Girl: This door? |
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| Me: Yup |
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| Girl: But this is the outside |
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| Me: *SLAMS DOOR SHUT, LOCKS IT* ... Ahem, sorry about that people. Better luck next time, eh? |
