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Hyperactive Fast Food Ninjas! The Rap Song As Sung By Chocolate Ice!

YO! It's some secret agents machine -- Gonna save the planet without bein' seen
Have you ever seen an agent Get Down? -- Slammin' Jammin' to the new swing sound
Yeah, everybody let's move -- Chocolate is here with this new Jack Groove
Gonna swing and jam this place --- with the amps from the secret agent bass
Iceguy, you know I'm not foolin' -- Ruining the show whilest the agents are groovin'

Secret, Secret, RAP! Secret, Secret, RAP!
GO GO GO
Go Figgor, Go Arcturis, GO; Go I-Mac, Go Agents, GO!
Go Figgor, Go Arcturis, GO; Go I-Mac, Go Agents, GO!
GO GO GO GO

Music, a terrible rap -- Drop the bass and sing this awful CRAP
Feel it, take it for some riddin' -- Lets hear it for those Agents in Hidin'
Just baskin, corrupt with power -- Laughin' it up, hour after hour
Cause this is life, there is no winner -- You better aim good so you can my center
In it to save, with a team of shadows -- Secret Agents that you all adore
it's the:

Secret, Secret, RAP! Secret, Secret, RAP!
GO GO GO
Go Figgor, Go Arcturis, GO; Go I-Mac, Go Agents, GO!
Go Figgor, Go Arcturis, GO; Go I-Mac, Go Agents, GO!
GO GO GO GO

Bad guys, you better cry to mommy -- Because they're gonna kick your fanny
Choose your fate but do not slip -- Chocolate's in control with the vulcan death grip
Jammin' the crowed the way they like too -- With the citrus taste of the Mountain Dew
Kickin' like a Pansy Ass when the bass beats in -- You better check your britches
The badass of the Agent is strong -- Thumpin' all the baddies til they are gone



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